27 April 2011

Bad Command Of English Or Too Imaginative? [Engrish]

Source: STOMP

I can't believe how low-quality this post is. It's not even funny. If you find it funny, there's seriously probably something wrong with you. Physically.

("Hmm. I'll go for 'Extra Services'." Fap fap fap.)

Let's just post the questionable quote here, saving you the time to visit the source link:
"Please dip your card in the slot and take it out - so we can begin"
Apparently a STOMP reader had dirty thoughts after seeing the message. How his/her body reacted is not known to us, fortunately.

Anyway, he/she apparently finds an ATM card resembling a certain male-exclusive reproductive organ (not saying which!) resembling this:

(EXPLICIT PICTURE ALERT)
(Uncensored picture of STOMP reader's reproductive organ lookalike)

(EXPLICIT PICTURE ALERT) 
(Said STOMP reader's idea of reproduction in humans.)

Sorry for the uncensored pictures, but I had to be blunt.

Our message to the STOMP reader:

So you think all male reproductive organs look like that!?
Assuming you're male, you look down and you see what we normally think is an ATM card?
Your school taught you that all females have an ATM card slot down there?
And sex = inserting your ATM card which expanded from a nail drive into an ATM card slot?
And that people are being couth for inserting their ATM card into ATM card slots publicly and taking it out?

Now stop touching your ATM card, it's disgusting.

Mayora Gori: Now let me clarify this: I know that the sentence itself does sound awkward, but anybody with some logic and sense would know that it doesn't sound suggestive THAT MUCH. It's not even funny- oh wait, 50% of the readers on STOMP LOL-ed. Seriously, grow up. And Citibank, it's good to be creative and different, but don't make it sound weird. And get your hands off your ATM card, I'm warning you.

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