I know why it's so great [Humor]

Says Jake in the Original, Jake and Amir, by CollegeHumor. I was reminded of this randomly when I was reading regular troll posts by Apple fans. Enjoy!

Big fan of CH, I am. Peace out.

Some People Just Expect Apple To Buy EVERYTHING [FAIL]

Source: Technologizer

This article is so bad that Apple fans have something to say about it.

It all started with another fresh rumor of Apple's many: Buying Barnes & Noble.

The article then spun off into a disappointed direction lamenting the fact that Apple did not buy things that it could afford. Things like: Universal Music, Pixar, TiVo, Palm, Disney, Nintendo (thank goodness they did not), Sun, AMD, Adobe, Sony, Yahoo, EA, Twitter and Hulu.

Or the fact that Apple didn't go on a shopping spree to buy EA, Sony, Netflix, Facebook, or Disney. Simultaneously.

Apple is definitely rich enough to buy them. It looks to me that the article is directed at what Apple can buy, not what Apple would buy. Apple doesn't need to own music, movies, PDAs, boobs-jumping-out-of-screen games, social networks or mice that speak creepily in a childish way.

All Apple needs now is this.

You are so right, TiPb.

Now, children, Mergers and Acquisitions doesn't seem as fun as shopping for your Christmas present. With power comes responsibilities, says Ben Parker. You need good foresight to look into the future. With the wrong timing and luck, you could risk spending millions, or even billions of dollars on an unwanted and/or outdated technology that contribute to the long list of liabilities in the company.

It's just like buying that limited edition pair of pants thinking "Hey, I can show this off during the New Year" and realising that you've grown fatter and you can't fit in on the important day.

Merger and acquisitions is a form of investment and we all know you don't recklessly invest billions into something unless you're very sure you don't outgrow it in the future.

Contemplating present diet from the Biased Blog. Peace out.